Humor: January 2009 Archives
Dear Ben Gibbard,
I, like many of the late comers to the indie music scene all treat Death Cab for Cutie as some sort of gateway drug into the world of not-so pop music. Your band was pretty much the quintessential Indie Pop of the aughts. Then u dropped us with the wonderment of Postal Service; sucking me into another genre of music where i normally dont tread. I'm must confess my jealousy of u working with indie greats like Jenny Lewis and Feist. And was rather a fan boy of the Postal Service gems like "Such Great Heights" and "This Place is a Prison".
But after years of silence on the Postal Service front and the fading quality on the Death Cab front, Now u decided to
I say to u sir, "It is on, like Donkey Kong." I will end u.
Sincerely, ur luving fan,
The Wang
P.S. U should get off ur fraking ass and release another Postal Service Album before i find u.
