The Wang is sooo moving to England, or Winthrop, Iowa

By melchoir on October 31, 2005 6:46 PM | Permalink |

So instead of the usual dress up parties for the Halloween weekend, the Wang chilled at home, nursing a minor cold and joined friends to see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. All the Wang can say is, yes, Michelle Monaghan is uber hawt. Specially the seen here in a naughty Santa’s helper outfit. It makes the Wang want to be a Santa… bad naughty girl u! Not to mention witty dialog, cute smiles, and a messed up character in general, The Wang gives Michelle a potential Mrs Wang rating of 4 out of 5. unfortunately she will be in the upcoming Mission Impossible III, hopefully she has the willpower to fight off Mr. Tom “lightning bolt" Cruise’s Scientology advances. Be strong Michelle, or u know the Amazing Wang will come and save u, sure, I don’t have magic gun powers, but I’ll spend a drama die or a hero point and get u out of any scene! I mean the +4 per roll helps right>? /rpg-geekdom. But I think there’s a future for us, Mrs Spider-tit bouncing Santa girl, the Wang will be ur private Dick. Oh and if u want an actual movie review, of course, there’s mr. Starfizzy.

I’m so moving to England… I mean I’ve even met online blog friend, baggylettuce. A real proof that hawt british buffy-loving girls do exist.

Speaking of which, these Korean Lineage II girls, are kind of cute, atleast from a distance. I mean why is US devoid of hawt gamer/buffy fans?!

The Wang is not a big fan of Hip-Ho/rap, a Wired article on a Hip hop group called Public Enemy. On their success as a do-it-urself band, after using techniques to distribute songs over the internet and innovative contracts with bands they sign.